1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
2. Can you get cornered in a small room?
3. Why do we even wash behind our ears? No one looks there!
4. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking lot yet it's ok to use a handicapped toilet?
5. Why do we use the phrase "It's colder than hell outside." when hell is a lake of burning sulfur?
6. Why are women scared of mice, yet they love Mickey Mouse?
7. Why don't they make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
8. Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
9. Can mute people burp?
10. Why is it that you play at a recital, yet recite at a play?
11. If a fork was made of gold would it be still called silverware?
12. If heat rises, then why is the ground warmer than the stratosphere?
13. If all beans are vegetables, and chocolate comes from cocoa beans, so chocolate must be a vegetable!
14. Why is the toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue in colour?
15. Why do we go "back and forth" when actually we must go forth before going back?
16. Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the straight ones?
17. Why is vanilla ice-cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
18. Why can't you tan your palms?
19. Why do companies offer you free gifts? The point of a gift is that it's free to begin with.
20. If something 'goes without saying', then why say it?
21. If bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
22. Why is it that hot dog buns come in packets of 10, but hot dogs only come in packets of 8?
23. Why is it the Twelve Days of Christmas when effectively, there's only one?
24. If you die and have a broken leg, do they take the cast off?
25. Why is "number" abbreviated as "no." when there is obviously no 'o' is the word 'number'?
26. Why do they call small candy bars "Fun Sizes"? After all, it's more fun to eat a big one.
27. Who gets to keep the money from a wishing well?
28. If you went back in time and killed all your ancestors, would you disappear on the spot?
29. If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
30. How important a person got to be before his "murder" gets upgraded to an "assassination"?
31. Just what is the "Baby On Board" sign for? Will it help us decide which car not to hit when an accident happens?
32. If all the Acme stuff keeps failing, then why does Wily Coyote keep buying and using their products?
33. Why is it when we laugh in school, the teacher would then ask us "Do you find something funny?" Obviously!
34. Why do you have to put two cents in, yet it's a penny for your thoughts? Where did the other penny go?
35. Since there is a rule that states 'i' before 'e' except after 'c', then SCIENCE is spelt wrongly!
36. If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk, why place them at the end of the walkway, after all the normal stalls?
37. Do stuttering people stutter when they are thinking to themselves?
38. Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
39. Why do people say 'I work like a dog' when most dogs sit around all day doing nothing constructive?
40. When you see the weather report and it says 'Partly cloudy' and on the next day 'Partly sunny', what is the difference?
41. Why do fat people say they want to get in shape? Round is a shape.
42. Why did the Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
43. Why do the advertisements show you that their detergent can remove bloodstains? I mean, if you have a T-shirt covered in blood, washing the stains off is not your biggest problem.
44. People hang deer heads on their wall because they say the deer was beautiful. You don't see me hanging people's heads on the wall just because they are beautiful/handsome.
45. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
46. Do you realise that no one ever says "It's just a game" when they are winning?
47. Why don't you ever see the headlines "Psychic Won Lottery"?
48. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
49. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?
50. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck and cramped together?
