50 dumb things but will make you go hmm. lol?

1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
2. Can you get cornered in a small room?
3. Why do we even wash behind our ears? No one looks there!
4. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking lot yet it's ok to use a handicapped toilet?
5. Why do we use the phrase "It's colder than hell outside." when hell is a lake of burning sulfur?
6. Why are women scared of mice, yet they love Mickey Mouse?
7. Why don't they make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
8. Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
9. Can mute people burp?
10. Why is it that you play at a recital, yet recite at a play?
11. If a fork was made of gold would it be still called silverware?
12. If heat rises, then why is the ground warmer than the stratosphere?
13. If all beans are vegetables, and chocolate comes from cocoa beans, so chocolate must be a vegetable!
14. Why is the toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue in colour?
15. Why do we go "back and forth" when actually we must go forth before going back?
16. Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the straight ones?
17. Why is vanilla ice-cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
18. Why can't you tan your palms?
19. Why do companies offer you free gifts? The point of a gift is that it's free to begin with.
20. If something 'goes without saying', then why say it?
21. If bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
22. Why is it that hot dog buns come in packets of 10, but hot dogs only come in packets of 8?
23. Why is it the Twelve Days of Christmas when effectively, there's only one?
24. If you die and have a broken leg, do they take the cast off?
25. Why is "number" abbreviated as "no." when there is obviously no 'o' is the word 'number'?
26. Why do they call small candy bars "Fun Sizes"? After all, it's more fun to eat a big one.
27. Who gets to keep the money from a wishing well?
28. If you went back in time and killed all your ancestors, would you disappear on the spot?
29. If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
30. How important a person got to be before his "murder" gets upgraded to an "assassination"?
31. Just what is the "Baby On Board" sign for? Will it help us decide which car not to hit when an accident happens?
32. If all the Acme stuff keeps failing, then why does Wily Coyote keep buying and using their products?
33. Why is it when we laugh in school, the teacher would then ask us "Do you find something funny?" Obviously!
34. Why do you have to put two cents in, yet it's a penny for your thoughts? Where did the other penny go?
35. Since there is a rule that states 'i' before 'e' except after 'c', then SCIENCE is spelt wrongly!
36. If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk, why place them at the end of the walkway, after all the normal stalls?
37. Do stuttering people stutter when they are thinking to themselves?
38. Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
39. Why do people say 'I work like a dog' when most dogs sit around all day doing nothing constructive?
40. When you see the weather report and it says 'Partly cloudy' and on the next day 'Partly sunny', what is the difference?
41. Why do fat people say they want to get in shape? Round is a shape.
42. Why did the Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
43. Why do the advertisements show you that their detergent can remove bloodstains? I mean, if you have a T-shirt covered in blood, washing the stains off is not your biggest problem.
44. People hang deer heads on their wall because they say the deer was beautiful. You don't see me hanging people's heads on the wall just because they are beautiful/handsome.
45. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
46. Do you realise that no one ever says "It's just a game" when they are winning?
47. Why don't you ever see the headlines "Psychic Won Lottery"?
48. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
49. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?
50. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck and cramped together?

You are right.

You are right.
Hatred and sadness remain in my heart.

As time passes, the pain eases.
But i dont want time to heal me.
Even if we want to flee from the pain and forget everything,
what awaits us is obstruction,
slowing us from moving forward.

Ah, i see.
I hate lies so much, yet i lied to myself.

Funeral rite is only a tool.
the power to send away the lost,
doesn't involve bones and funeral ceremony.

Another Fraction

As the madam was trying to kill me,
there was hesitation in her eyes.
She was not able to kill me,
a relative.
That's what I thought.
If you hesitate for even a moment,
it can be fatal.
just like in chess.
She lost her next move through hesitation.
That's all there was to it.
That's why I will not hesitate.

That's how it has to be!
you should use your pawns in the best way possible
and keep struggling to live on,
Using the madam, myself, and all the other pawns within your reach.
Even if the empty shells of pawns
pile up beneath the throne,
once the king is gone,
the game is over.

I will not stop moving forward.
I will not regret a single step i have taken.
That's why i order you:
Do not betray me,
and do not leave my side!
No matter what!

Yes, my lord.
If you wish, i will follow you
no matter where you go.
Even if the throne crumbles and the brillian crown rusts,
Even if the empty shells of pawns pile up
and we rest upon their decaying bodies,
I will lie beside your small form.
And until the last bell tolls,
until that time...

Monsters dont have birthdays

From that day,
my birthday,
my life changed.
I would never again have a happy birthday.
Nonetheless...

Nothing good ever seems to happen on your birthday,
does it?
YOu lose your mansion, your parents,
everything.
and this time, will you lose your lady?

You?!
Take it back, Sebastian.

Take what back?

The silly words you just said.

Young master, you said you're to take care of a small matter,
didn't you?
Is that small matter to overlook your tragic past?
and submerge in the gladness of shame?
Haven't you said it before?
That body,
that ring,
are things returned after havin benn destroyed?
Now you're not afraid of having anything being broken.

That's right. Don't repeat my words.